February 2012
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niiconiicosuki:
i hate drawing hands. So instead, everyone will be wearing kitchen gloves.
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idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
oh you master of reverse psychology
i really want to click it now
you told me not to
that just makes me want to know what wonders are held within
please stop and let me have some self control
this is truly a masterpiece of advertising
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sometimes i laugh at my tags
because they’re just like
‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’
shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#benedict cumberbatch’
Watch
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
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glee fandom: ugh glee is on a two month hiatus AGAIN
doctor who fandom: lol
sherlock fandom: ha ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: ha
sherlock fandom: cute
We were talking about social networking in english
inlovewithcolfer:
My teacher: How often do you go on facebook?
Everyone: OMG CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: I don’t go on Facebook I read
Teacher: good for you!
ME: Yup…
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speckytwat:
sibilidomdom:
8 Year old girl from...
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
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I bet Sherlock would be really good at finding an...
Sherlock: JOHN SHUT-UP.
John: I didn't say anything.
Sherlock: YOU WERE GOING IN A RANDOM DIRECTION, IT'S ANNOYING. OK, oaks and palm trees growing together - this transition is only found in southwestern Puebla, which means that I'm on the border of Mexico and Arizona, obviously. Airport within 30 miles, sand on the road indicates that the last few cars went North, makes sense, because the nearest city is in Nogales. OKEYDOKEY.
Sherlock: *click, click, click* HELL YEAH, FOUND THE AIRPORT.
John:
Sherlock:
John:
Sherlock:
John:
Sherlock:
John:
Sherlock: How are you doing, John?
John: I'm in Antarctica.
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Being on Tumblr is kind of like a perpetual acid...
highlanderhufflepuffhugmachine:
We get stuck in these feedback loops of silly, endlessly entertaining things that make no sense to anyone else. They don’t make sense, and we just sit there, repeating them, altering them slightly, laughing hysterically until all the sober people think we need rehab.
“Fuck you, I won a BAFTA”
“Not my division”
“Where is the airport?!”
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Watchwontonpoop:
drunken gmod
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suicidalsnaily:
augustetheconsultingmeddler:
A...
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Benedict Cumberbatch will be at the Oscars.
benedictian:
griff-kendu:
this-adler-woman:
shocklock:
Benedict Cumberbatch will be at the Oscars.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WILL BE AT THE OSCARS.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WILL BE AT THE OSCARS.
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theconjuredking:
miranai:
gideon-glass:
I...
the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
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